Zero to Awesome - This week, we talk about our millions of potential listeners and our street cred. I concede to Eamonn in a horse semen follow up, then we get introduced to Owling. Why does Radio Shack suck so much, and why are Netflixers whining? We analyze my Klout in the categories of Broadway and white people, then discuss All The News You Can't Use including Russian Ninja Hairdressers and death by dildo. We rant on Carmageddon, then play Use It In A Sentence.